Sunday, May 26, 2024
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Start some supernatural creatures at the tip of your finger tonight.
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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Today you will meet a messenger from a parallel universe. They will try to sell you a timeshare. Do not buy it!
20 Apr – 20 May
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You will discover a hidden talent for speaking fluent penguin. Prepare for conversations with your tuxedo-wearing friends!
21 May – 20 Jun
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Today you'll start craving strawberries and meet up with your bromance partner to decorate a hay barn for a romantic picnic and CRAZY the crazy sauces and textures ARE THAT GOOD.
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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Today you will spot a quite fat pigeon and will feel an inexplicable desire to pat its head
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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You're the type of person who likes to take the scenic route.
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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A flock of hummingbirds will sing you a lullaby as you take a nap in the park. Sweet dreams!
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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Fight a whole army with a Sagittarius man
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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Beware of those around you. True friends will communicate in Morse code, but others may not have your best interests at heart and could lead you astray with innocent cricket clicks.
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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Today you will be high-fived by a chimp
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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There is no I in team, but there is in 'win'. Make sure you get the pronunciation right when telling your team this.
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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You will dream about Kanye West tonight. He will try to sell you a pair of shoes that are two sizes too small. Take it as a sign to stand up for yourself.
19 Feb – 20 Mar
