Thursday, May 23, 2024
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Your secrets are safe with the soot sprites
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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Today you'll be recognized for your amazing detective skills, and will suddenly be recruited as a PI.
20 Apr – 20 May
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You use the word 'Definitely' a lot.
21 May – 20 Jun
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You will be reincarnated as a butterfly.
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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If you eat spicy food today, you will have excellent sex tomorrow.
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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You will receive a Facebook friend request from a crab today.
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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Your bed is haunted, but only when you're alone.
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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The planets are in alignment or something.
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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Trust in the healing power of crystals: Carry your favourite stone to radiate positive energy throughout the day.
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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You'll be visited the ghost of your future self, who is very concerned about you.
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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Today you will discover that you can double your speed by rubbing your belly
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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If a new console drops today, you're in for a treat.
19 Feb – 20 Mar
