Wednesday, May 15, 2024
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Is there anything better than coming home from work to find that your partner has made you dinner? They know exactly how to take care of you.
Aries
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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At some point today, you will smell cheese. Don't worry, it's normal.
Taurus
20 Apr – 20 May
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Today you will seek out a troll and give it a hug
Gemini
21 May – 20 Jun
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You will discover you are colour blind but only to gamma rays.
Cancer
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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Your hair will stand up today.
Leo
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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You will instinctively know the gender of an unborn child simply by observing the shade of pink or blue sparkling in the mother's eyes.
Virgo
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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You will have a strange dream about sausages tonight. Upon waking, you will have a strong desire to draw cartoon pigs on all of your bills before spending them.
Libra
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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You will invent a new word and start using it in everyday conversation. "Flibbertigibbet" is a great place to start.
Scorpio
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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Be prepared for an unexpected reunion with a long-lost childhood imaginary friend who has unfortunately become an expert in cryptocurrency.
Sagittarius
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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Your daily routine will be disrupted by a series of absurdly funny mishaps, reminding you to embrace the unpredictability of life and find laughter in the chaos.
Capricorn
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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Beware of rogue pineapples plotting to take over the fruit aisle at your local grocery store.
Aquarius
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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You will be invited to join a secret society of synchronized swimmers. Embrace the water ballet.
Pisces
19 Feb – 20 Mar
