Sunday, May 12, 2024
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Someone will confess their love for you today. It will be a platypus with a hat.
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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Find out how quickly you can run up a flight of stairs without stopping.
20 Apr – 20 May
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You are a born foodie, and this year your taste buds will embark on a journey like no other. From discovering exotic ingredients to mastering mouthwatering recipes, your culinary adventures will be lauded by food critics and envy-inducing on social media.
21 May – 20 Jun
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Your favourite pair of sunglasses will mysteriously turn into x-ray glasses, allowing you to see through walls.
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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Today you'll be unexpectedly decorated with pointy ears, allowing you to attend Rave Chic parties without fear of bloodshed
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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The stock market is doing well, if you own stock in tofu nuggets.
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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Today you will celebrate the arrival of an errant husband, who will have returned magically from the distant past. (but is missing most of his hats)
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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Your pet goldfish will suddenly start speaking fluent French.
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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From trying your hand at painting to mastering the art of baking, your newfound hobby will bring boundless joy and excitement to your life.
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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You'll suddenly realize you hate all the things you've been using to cut your hair.
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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You have to play a drinking game with your boss.
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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You'll suddenly be awakened to an unfamiliar magical world, granting you powers that would seem useless
19 Feb – 20 Mar
