Wacky Horoscopes — Leo, May 7, 2024

A rainbow will follow you everywhere you go today, spreading joy and glitter.

Aries

21 Mar – 19 Apr

If you have errands to run today, consider swimming there instead of walking or driving.

In the realm of GIF usage, you will ascend to the rank of GIF Whisperer. Your ability to expertly select and incorporate the perfect GIF into any conversation will add a touch of humor and creativity.

Gemini

21 May – 20 Jun

Nope nope nope.

Cancer

21 Jun – 22 Jul

Your enemies are plotting your demise, again. Thankfully they are pretty inept, so you needn't worry too much. Besides, you have a secret weapon: your ability to make excel spreadsheets! Use this skill to your advantage and thwart their evil plans.

Leo

23 Jul – 22 Aug

Your favourite pair of glasses will gain sentience and will tell you that you wear them too tight

Virgo

23 Aug – 22 Sep

A bar of chocolate will cure almost all of your problems today. Except maybe lactose intolerance. Definitely avoid lactose intolerance.

Libra

23 Sep – 22 Oct

You're a collector of rare salts.

Scorpio

23 Oct – 21 Nov

Today you will find out you're a chimera pretending to craft meadows

Sagittarius

22 Nov – 21 Dec

Today you will encounter a talking squirrel who will share their nutty wisdom with you. Embrace their quirky advice!

Capricorn

22 Dec – 19 Jan

Today you will learn how to do something new. It will be from YouTube.

Aquarius

20 Jan – 18 Feb

An eccentric artist will approach you with an offer to collaborate on a unique project. Let your creativity run wild and embrace the unconventional ideas that emerge.

Pisces

19 Feb – 20 Mar

Tuesday, May 7, 2024