Tuesday, April 30, 2024
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You may have to take a jump to the left before you can take a little step to the right.
Aries
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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You'll text your partner aggressively probing questions about how they're feeling today. They'll appreciate your concern, but also realize you're just bored.
Taurus
20 Apr – 20 May
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You will accidentally unlock a portal to a magical realm inside your pantry. Watch out for flying spaghetti monsters.
Gemini
21 May – 20 Jun
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Today, you will discover an unusually shaped cloud that eerily resembles your favourite childhood pet, bringing back cherished memories and a touch of nostalgia.
Cancer
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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Today you will have a brief hallucination that you are talking to a dog
Leo
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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There are multiple spiders living in your hair.
Virgo
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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Today you will realize your doctor is a thief
Libra
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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Today you will realize you don't need to charge your phone anymore.
Scorpio
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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A wild ferret will disrupt a meeting you are attending today. Hopefully it's a cute ferret.
Sagittarius
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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Play Ticket To Ride with a gossipy Sagittarius.
Capricorn
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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Today you discover a portal to another dimension.
Aquarius
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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Today you'll try to dye your hair green, but it'll come out purple.
Pisces
19 Feb – 20 Mar
