Sunday, April 28, 2024
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Today you will try a new diet
Aries
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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You are teleported into a parallel universe where every conversation ends with a question mark?
Taurus
20 Apr – 20 May
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Today, nothing bad can happen
Gemini
21 May – 20 Jun
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You will have a dream about flying tonight. Write down your thoughts and aspirations before bed.
Cancer
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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Today you will buy yourself a plane ticket to London, and then forget about it once you get there
Leo
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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A mysterious benefactor will cover your expenses for the day, allowing you to indulge in luxurious experiences without worrying about the cost. Embrace the freedom and appreciate the unexpected generosity.
Virgo
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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Today you will wake up right after getting home from work
Libra
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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Today you will be a coward for a few moments
Scorpio
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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It's time to upgrade your potato salad making skills.
Sagittarius
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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Your day will involve a lot of emailing. Luckily, most of the emails will be about lunch, so at least you know what you're having tomorrow.
Capricorn
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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Embrace the peculiar sound of a malfunctioning elevator, as it holds the key to unlocking a new friendship with a quirky inventor who lives on the top floor.
Aquarius
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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You'll text your partner aggressively probing questions about how they're feeling today. They'll appreciate your concern, but also realize you're just bored.
Pisces
19 Feb – 20 Mar
