Monday, April 22, 2024

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  A strike will disrupt your plans to meet your mother for brunch - enjoy your Turkish eggs in peace anyway.

  Aries

  21 Mar – 19 Apr

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  Your lucky numbers today are 6-6-6.

  Taurus

  20 Apr – 20 May

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  You will fall in love at first sight with a pizza today.

  Gemini

  21 May – 20 Jun

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  Today you will finally watch a film you've been wanting to for ages

  Cancer

  21 Jun – 22 Jul

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  Today you will receive an unsolicited visit from your son and daughter in-law and will not be allowed to leave until you've finished eating all of their home cooked meals.

  Leo

  23 Jul – 22 Aug

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  You will be the first person to hear an angel's wings today. This moment will be briefly illuminated by a beautiful beam of light, so pause and enjoy the spectacle.

  Virgo

  23 Aug – 22 Sep

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  You'll win an award for "Most Improved" at something today.

  Libra

  23 Sep – 22 Oct

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  Today you will discover that you can double your speed by rubbing your belly

  Scorpio

  23 Oct – 21 Nov

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  You will lose something, but it won't be important.

  Sagittarius

  22 Nov – 21 Dec

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  In approximately two weeks, you will go to sleep and wake up a totally different person. This is going to be amazing!

  Capricorn

  22 Dec – 19 Jan

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  You will make an interesting new friend today.

  Aquarius

  20 Jan – 18 Feb

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  Today you will experience an intense psychic surge

  Pisces

  19 Feb – 20 Mar