Monday, April 15, 2024
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You'll dream of a lovers meeting, and then meet them the next day.
Aries
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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From meticulously wrapped presents to heartfelt handwritten notes, your gifts will be remembered and treasured for years to come.
Taurus
20 Apr – 20 May
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Today is the day you finally discover the true purpose of that random object you've had for years. It will unlock great things. Maybe not as great as a fridge, but pretty great.
Gemini
21 May – 20 Jun
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Today you will befriend a magical dragon who will become your loyal companion. Get ready for epic adventures!
Cancer
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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It’s not just a phase.
Leo
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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A family member's stubbornness will try your patience today. Don't get into a futile argument with them; instead, calmly explain your perspective and try to understand their point of view. It's not worth winning if it means losing their affection.
Virgo
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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Do not fear the reaper, but do fear your printer when it runs out of ink.
Libra
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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If a seahorse tries to sell you an oceanfront cabin, run away.
Scorpio
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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Avoid papal gatherings at all costs.
Sagittarius
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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You will receive a message from the past.
Capricorn
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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Surprise guests will enter through your television screen, and you'll spend the next four hours explaining how it works and postmodernist architecture
Aquarius
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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Play make-believe in a library with a Virgo
Pisces
19 Feb – 20 Mar
