Monday, April 8, 2024
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You'll discover your upstairs neighbour is a nudist. You'll become attracted to them.
Aries
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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Today you'll find your home transformed into a magical casino.
Taurus
20 Apr – 20 May
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Don't feel like you need to finish every podcast series you start, listen to your desires.
Gemini
21 May – 20 Jun
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What's that thumping noise? It's an eastern philosophy professor on a rampage, trying to exterminate every concept in sight.
Cancer
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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Wear blue if you want to remain invisible.
Leo
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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You'll have a chance to show off your flirting skills at the bowling alley or duck pond and uncover a new side of your ping pong game.
Virgo
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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Avoid buying a new umbrella; your fate is linked to the one you left on the bus last Tuesday.
Libra
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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Today you will spot a quite fat pigeon and will feel an inexplicable desire to pat its head
Scorpio
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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Your significant Ooher will unexpectedly confess their undying love for you today. Try to contain your excitement, because they are probably just flirting.
Sagittarius
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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You will stumble upon a hidden library filled with books written by time-traveling authors. Get ready for mind-bending stories!
Capricorn
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. But if you can't find the lemons, just drink the apple juice. It's good too.
Aquarius
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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You will have a chance to join a secret society but will have to leave your identity behind and adopt a new nickname, maybe "The Meme Master"?
Pisces
19 Feb – 20 Mar
