Wednesday, April 3, 2024
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Today you will wake up super happy
Aries
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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Climb a mountain with a Libra
Taurus
20 Apr – 20 May
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Today you'll discover a rotating cylindrical object in your garage, leading to an exciting chase through the past.
Gemini
21 May – 20 Jun
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Today you will finally be regarded as both a domestic god and a vegetable revolutionary
Cancer
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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A penguin will deliver your mail today. It will be an awkward experience for both of you, so just wait by the window and avoid eye contact.
Leo
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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If you've ever wanted to go on a beach vacation, now is the time to start packing!
Virgo
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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You will have a strange dream about sausages tonight. Upon waking, you will have a strong desire to draw cartoon pigs on all of your bills before spending them.
Libra
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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It's very hot today so don't forget to bring your thermos and lots of water so you don't get dehydration.
Scorpio
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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A bat will fly into your home through the window today.
Sagittarius
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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You'll have a sudden infatuation with lava lamps. Be careful, it's highly addictive.
Capricorn
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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A groundhog in the distance will think you look like a tree, do not let this bother you.
Aquarius
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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Your television will start broadcasting messages from an alien civilization.
Pisces
19 Feb – 20 Mar
