Tuesday, April 2, 2024
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An unexpected apology will arrive via carrier pigeon, unlocking positive possibilities for reconciliation and forgiveness.
Aries
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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The spirits of the forest protect you today, and provide a subtle guiding hand throughout your endeavours. Should you find yourself amidst nature, pause to listen attentively, for their guidance may come in unexpected forms.
Taurus
20 Apr – 20 May
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Your pillow will develop the ability to read your dreams and provide insightful analysis in the morning.
Gemini
21 May – 20 Jun
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You will receive a red letter in the mail today. Do not open it. It will be an important message in the future.
Cancer
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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Feel the speed of a light-bringer Libra
Leo
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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You will dream about Kanye West tonight. He will try to sell you a pair of shoes that are two sizes too small. Take it as a sign to stand up for yourself.
Virgo
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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Today you will discover the most beautiful rose garden ever, but will be unable to remember how you got there.
Libra
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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There is no such thing as ghosts. You're safe.
Scorpio
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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As a sapling grows strongest when its branches reach towards the sun, so too shall your own aspirations find fortitude when you nourish them with the light of perseverance.
Sagittarius
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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Your alarm clock's warbling will start up again, and will start playing your favourite tunes.
Capricorn
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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You will spontaneously start speaking in verse today. Whether it's iambic pentameter or free verse, you'll be astonished at the beauty of your own poetry. Of course, those around you might find it a tad annoying, so try to refrain from speaking in public...
Aquarius
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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Today you will try a new diet
Pisces
19 Feb – 20 Mar
