Wednesday, March 27, 2024
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Your reflection in the mirror will reveal more than just your physical appearance. Prepare to be overcome with emotions and contemplate your deepest truths.
Aries
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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First you find out that you've developed drinking water from thin air. Then you realize that it tastes like sour cream and onion Pringles.
Taurus
20 Apr – 20 May
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Don't try to be a hero and eat the last slice of cake. We all know it's tilted toward that one person, and they definitely don't need the calories. Save your sweet-toothed exploits for another day.
Gemini
21 May – 20 Jun
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Feel the moment at a beach vacation with a dominant Capricorn.
Cancer
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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You will meet an annoying person today. Give them coffee and a set square and they'll go away
Leo
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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The grass is always greener on the other side, unless you're a goat, in which case the grass is always greener on your side. Goats rock.
Virgo
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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Today, someone will hand you a small brown bag. Don't look a gift horse in the mouth, even if you can tell it's the horse you bought for your sister last year.
Libra
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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You will be visited by a celebrity chef who will share tropical recipes and culinary secrets with you.
Scorpio
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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A talking bird will visit you today. Listen to what it has to say. It might just be the fountain of youth you've been looking for.
Sagittarius
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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Today you will have a staring contest with a wild animal and win.
Capricorn
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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A purple elephant will reveal a deep secret about your existence today. Hopefully, this secret won't be that you're afraid of purple elephants.
Aquarius
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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Beware of mischievous garden fairies turning your backyard into a mini amusement park. Enjoy the whimsical rides!
Pisces
19 Feb – 20 Mar
