Tuesday, March 26, 2024

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  You will make an interesting new friend today.

  Aries

  21 Mar – 19 Apr

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  Today you will realize someone took your letter, and you'll have to spend hours trying to recall what you've written

  Taurus

  20 Apr – 20 May

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  The vibe-less feeling you experience today will dissipate after taking a brisk walk outdoors, leaving you with a newfound appreciation for the little things in life.

  Gemini

  21 May – 20 Jun

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  A professional wrestler will arrive at your house to take you to prom.

  Cancer

  21 Jun – 22 Jul

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  Add TLC with an immaculate Virgo

  Leo

  23 Jul – 22 Aug

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  The concept of time is an illusion, so don't bother showing up for work.

  Virgo

  23 Aug – 22 Sep

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  Consider seeking out a Sagittarius. Today they will be fantastic kissers.

  Libra

  23 Sep – 22 Oct

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  From mastering the delicate art of looking effortlessly stylish to discovering the ideal ratio of carelessness to chic, your mastery of the imperfect will be unrivaled.

  Scorpio

  23 Oct – 21 Nov

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  An owl will fly into one of your windows

  Sagittarius

  22 Nov – 21 Dec

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  You'll suddenly gain phenomenal knowledge of jazz music, so you'll be able to accurately describe every famous musician in detail.

  Capricorn

  22 Dec – 19 Jan

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  The number 666 will bring you luck

  Aquarius

  20 Jan – 18 Feb

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  Try to eat a breakfast made entirely of candy today.

  Pisces

  19 Feb – 20 Mar