Saturday, March 23, 2024
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The moon will ask you to be its partner.
Aries
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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Today you will accidentally turn your vacuum cleaner into a time machine. Clean up the past and future simultaneously!
Taurus
20 Apr – 20 May
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A bird will fall out of the sky and onto your head. It will be strangely satisfying.
Gemini
21 May – 20 Jun
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You have previously owned a shellsuit.
Cancer
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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Today you will feel an irresistible urge to finish your homework before going to bed
Leo
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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You might feel overwhelmed by the number of tabs open in your browser right now. Consider prioritizing and closing some of them, or just embrace the chaos.
Virgo
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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Today you will encounter a group of synchronized seagulls performing a water ballet at the beach.
Libra
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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Your favourite pen will gain the ability to write poetry when you least expect it.
Scorpio
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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It's time to unleash your inner pop star! Expect to have an impromptu karaoke session with strangers and revel in the liberating power of music.
Sagittarius
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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Laugh tours with a jewellery store ring master
Capricorn
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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Prepare for a surprising twist during your daily commute when you stumble upon a hidden underground disco club on the subway.
Aquarius
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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It's a good day to start writing that novel you always say you will.
Pisces
19 Feb – 20 Mar
