Friday, March 22, 2024
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You will be more likely to become a spaceman than a farmer.
Aries
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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The postal service will deliver an incredible package containing your favourite type of candy.
Taurus
20 Apr – 20 May
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Your floor is lava.
Gemini
21 May – 20 Jun
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Time to update your 'list of things to do before you die' list: "wear sunscreen", "don't eat spicy foods", "drink milk", and "have a list of things to do before you die."
Cancer
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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Today you will accidentally oversleep and will miss the very important meeting you were expected to attend
Leo
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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Get into bed with an Egyptian Taurus.
Virgo
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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An owl will come and bring you some happiness.
Libra
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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A pipe will burst in your home and you will be covered in icy slush.
Scorpio
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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You will find a lost remote control in the most unexpected place.
Sagittarius
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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Beware of mischievous garden fairies turning your lawn into a miniature golf course. Grab your putter and play along!
Capricorn
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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You will suddenly realize that you don't need to sleep anymore.
Aquarius
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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Today you will finally qualify to be a contestant on TV game shows
Pisces
19 Feb – 20 Mar
