Wacky Horoscopes — Aquarius, March 15, 2024

Today you will learn how to cook and will have homemade meals every day

Aries

21 Mar – 19 Apr

There are no shortcuts in life. Except, of course, when it comes to love. That can just go right over your head.

20 Apr – 20 May

Today you will be bored ever since you became a grownup.

21 May – 20 Jun

In Japan, you're a god. In Mexico, you're a god. In Canada, you're also a god.

21 Jun – 22 Jul

You will find a love letter in a book.

23 Jul – 22 Aug

Today you will decide to give up caffeine

23 Aug – 22 Sep

Your hat has a mind of its own.

23 Sep – 22 Oct

Beware of mischievous garden fairies rearranging your flower beds into intricate crop circles.

23 Oct – 21 Nov

Today you will find a lost treasure map hidden inside a fortune cookie.

22 Nov – 21 Dec

You will be caught singing along to your favorite song.

22 Dec – 19 Jan

Today you will experience the loss of your sense of smell

20 Jan – 18 Feb

A talking squirrel will visit you, and will grant you three wishes, but you'll have to make them before the sun sets.

19 Feb – 20 Mar