Thursday, March 14, 2024
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Your pet goldfish will suddenly start speaking fluent French.
Aries
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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Today you will meet a girl at a festival who will convince you to hug her
Taurus
20 Apr – 20 May
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At a restaurant, you can only order things that have your initials.
Gemini
21 May – 20 Jun
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An old colleague will message you asking for advice. Tell them what you think.
Cancer
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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You will receive a letter that you have been waiting for. It will be written in a language you can't understand.
Leo
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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For an added bonus to your day, make sure you take a picture of yourself before leaving the house.
Virgo
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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Today you will accidentally turn your bike into a time machine
Libra
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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Today you will think you're seeing things
Scorpio
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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A misunderstanding about popcorn will lead to an interesting conversation. Just remember, friendship is like popcorn: it needs time to pop and the fluffy stuff on the top is always the best part.
Sagittarius
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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Beware of the cheese conspiracy; they are plotting against you.
Capricorn
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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Today you will be called a virgin, but you will know it's a compliment.
Aquarius
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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In the world of online shopping, you will rise above the rest as an Elite Returns Ninja. Your ability to navigate the labyrinth of return policies and effortlessly exchange items will be revered by your fellow shoppers.
Pisces
19 Feb – 20 Mar
