Wednesday, March 13, 2024
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Make sure to stay hydrated today, especially if you're an Aquarius.
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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Today you will suddenly discover a fondness for applying eye makeup
20 Apr – 20 May
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Today you will realize a bunch of things are true about you that you always thought we're just false
21 May – 20 Jun
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Take a glass of water and put it near your bed.
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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Today you will realize why people always laugh at your definition of "boring"
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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Tomorrow you'll wake up in some sort of wizard stone circle exactly 431 feet below ground level. Time to conjure an adventure!
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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Have you ever wanted to make a blanket fort? Today is the day!
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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Today you will become friends with a psychic squirrel who predicts your future.
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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You will have a nice, long conversation with a friend today. Maybe you will talk about your aspirations for the future, and they will be inspired by you.
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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To get a dinosaur to smile, tickle its ears.
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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Today you will miss your bus and will wonder how you ended up here
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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Find a ventriloquist's dummy and whisper a magic spell in its ear
19 Feb – 20 Mar
