Wacky Horoscopes — Taurus, March 10, 2024

Discover a secret talent for telepathy with a Virgo

Aries

21 Mar – 19 Apr

Today you'll try to dye your hair green, but it'll come out purple.

20 Apr – 20 May

A pipe will burst in your home and you will be covered in icy slush.

21 May – 20 Jun

Nope, I got nothing

21 Jun – 22 Jul

There is a journey to be taken, and you are the only one who can take it. Ask yourself, "Do I want to?"

23 Jul – 22 Aug

The stars are aligning for you to start that podcast you've been thinking about.

23 Aug – 22 Sep

Today you will be possessed by the spirit of a walrus

23 Sep – 22 Oct

Feel the moment at a beach vacation with a dominant Capricorn.

23 Oct – 21 Nov

Meet your four-year-old self today

22 Nov – 21 Dec

Today you will discover a hidden talent for speaking fluent llama

22 Dec – 19 Jan

Everything you say will be taken out of context, so keep quiet.

20 Jan – 18 Feb

Your alarm clock plays a tune every morning, but the melody is the exact opposite of the one it played yesterday.

19 Feb – 20 Mar