Friday, March 8, 2024
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Your car will transform into a sentient robot and demand a road trip.
Aries
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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There is an odd number of fingers on your left hand. I'm not sure if this is important. But it is weird.
Taurus
20 Apr – 20 May
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You'll have a sudden infatuation with lava lamps. Be careful, it's highly addictive.
Gemini
21 May – 20 Jun
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It's always good to have a plan, unless you're a procrastinator, in which case it's better to not have a plan maybe.
Cancer
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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Today you will taste the best beer you've ever had. It will be a self-brewed one.
Leo
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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You will have an unexpected run-in with a former colleague today. Don't let the nostalgia overtake you; instead, use this opportunity to reconnect and network for future possibilities. You never know where life will take you.
Virgo
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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Your hat has a mind of its own.
Libra
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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Beware of mischievous garden gnomes stealing your left shoes and replacing them with right ones
Scorpio
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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Today you will accidentally turn your shower into a chocolate fountain. Indulge in a sweet bathing experience!
Sagittarius
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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Today you will discover a hidden talent for speaking to plants. They have some interesting stories to share.
Capricorn
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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Your cooking skills will be unmatched today. Take the opportunity to make a new dish!
Aquarius
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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A chance encounter with a street performer will lead to an impromptu dance-off, and you will discover an unexpected talent for breakdancing.
Pisces
19 Feb – 20 Mar
