Wacky Horoscopes — Leo, February 27, 2024

Today is the day you finally discover the true purpose of that random object you've had for years. It will unlock great things. Maybe not as great as a fridge, but pretty great.

Aries

21 Mar – 19 Apr

You will indulge in a bubble bath tonight, secure in the knowledge that marmosets are excellent swimmers.

Taurus

20 Apr – 20 May

You will experience an intense desire to binge-watch a reality TV show today. Do it. We all need mindless entertainment sometimes.

Gemini

21 May – 20 Jun

Your daily routine will be disrupted by a series of absurdly funny mishaps, reminding you to embrace the unpredictability of life and find laughter in the chaos.

Cancer

21 Jun – 22 Jul

You will have a boring conversation with a coworker about topics such as the weather or last night's game, but it will ultimately bring you closer to each other.

All of your dedication to improving your tennis game will finally pay off today. Keep your eye on the ball...and maybe employ some of your new Morse code communication skills with your tennis buddies to gossip about your frenemies.

Virgo

23 Aug – 22 Sep

Today, your inner child demands to watch cartoons; succumb to the nostalgia and let your inner characters shine.

Libra

23 Sep – 22 Oct

You will finally find the hole you've been looking for. Congratulations! Now what are you going to do with it?

Scorpio

23 Oct – 21 Nov

Like a twinkling star, you shall guide others through the darkness. Your presence and radiance will have a lasting impact on those around you.

Sagittarius

22 Nov – 21 Dec

You will be inundated with useless trivia today. Try to conceal your knowledge of the marshmallow's origin story or you'll never hear the end of it.

Capricorn

22 Dec – 19 Jan

Resist the siren song of the glitter aisle today. Unless you desperately need glitter, in which case, by all means, buy as much as your heart desires. But be prepared to find it everywhere for the next five years.

Aquarius

20 Jan – 18 Feb

The conditions for extraterrestrial archaeology have never been better, and today you will find the hole you've been looking for. Whether it's a new career path, a spiritual journey, or a literal hole in your backyard, you're ready to excavate new possibilities.

Pisces

19 Feb – 20 Mar

Tuesday, February 27, 2024