Saturday, February 24, 2024

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  No matter how busy you get, you will make time to water your plants and nurture your loved ones.

  Aries

  21 Mar – 19 Apr

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  A stranger will approach you with an offer to time travel. Before accepting, consider the potential consequences and ensure you have a reliable return ticket.

  Taurus

  20 Apr – 20 May

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  God is telling you to quit dipping your chicken nuggets today. Just don't do it.

  Gemini

  21 May – 20 Jun

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  Don't be alarmed if you suddenly start growing feathers. This is a mere side-effect of your confidence and attractiveness, which are on full display today.

  Cancer

  21 Jun – 22 Jul

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  In the vast universe of dog owners, you will be crowned the Patron Saint of Pug Parents. Your adorable Instagram posts and comedic anecdotes about your pug's antics will garner a loyal following.

  Leo

  23 Jul – 22 Aug

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  Your luck at finding parking spots will inexplicably shift today. You will find that every spot you attempt to park in is Taken. Perhaps try riding a bike instead.

  Virgo

  23 Aug – 22 Sep

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  If you take a bus today a parrot will be the bus driver.

  Libra

  23 Sep – 22 Oct

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  You will have a surprisingly insightful conversation with a piece of furniture today.

  Scorpio

  23 Oct – 21 Nov

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  You will discover a new definition of the word 'humid' today. Expect to be sweaty, whether you're in an air conditioned home or not.

  Sagittarius

  22 Nov – 21 Dec

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  A missed connection on public transportation will lead to a tragic unrequited love. Someone will catch your eye across a crowded bus, but they will never get off at your stop.

  Capricorn

  22 Dec – 19 Jan

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  A spontaneous trip to the zoo will lead to an unexpected encounter with a giraffe. The giraffe will offer you insightful life advice, but you will have to decipher its meaning through subtle gestures as it is too tall to talk to you face-to-face.

  Aquarius

  20 Jan – 18 Feb

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  Today is a good day to stay indoors and avoid any encounters with bikers, who will unfortunately be involved in a nasty spat with the police and respond with unnecessary violence.

  Pisces

  19 Feb – 20 Mar