Thursday, February 8, 2024
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Your boss will give you a surprise 360-degree review today. It'll be enlightening, if not a little scary.
Aries
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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You will be invited to a dinner party tonight but when you arrive the hosts will have been taken over by pod people. Um, okay, maybe skip this one.
Taurus
20 Apr – 20 May
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Today you shall embrace your inner snail and take things at your own pace. Slow and steady wins the race, after all!
Gemini
21 May – 20 Jun
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You will have a dream about wooden spoons tonight. Don't worry, it's not symbolic, you just have a very active subconscious.
Cancer
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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As you wander through a lush forest, you will encounter a group of friendly yet mischievous fairies who will bestow upon you a series of bizarre and comical blessings.
Leo
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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Embrace the power of mismatched socks; they hold the key to your quirky destiny.
Virgo
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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Good luck will be on your side today. Avoid any allergic reactions and spot a bee to harness good fortune.
Libra
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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Rub your belly while running and watch your speed increase threefold.
Scorpio
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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Check those tags for proper cleaning instructions, some items can go weeks without a wash!
Sagittarius
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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A chance encounter with a celebrity will lead to a misunderstanding that will require an awkward explanation to avoid any repercussions.
Capricorn
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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You will find a forgotten passport from a past life in the attic, containing evidence of your previous existence as a renowned artist in Paris. Spend the day dreaming up your next masterpiece.
Aquarius
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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Your love life will take a turn for the dramatic today. Expect a stormy confrontation with your partner over whether or not to use a coaster.Individuality is paramount.
Pisces
19 Feb – 20 Mar
