Sunday, February 4, 2024
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You will have a fleeting desire to move to a castle and live like royalty, preferably in the countryside.
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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You may find yourself attracted to statues today. Do your best to resist this attraction. It is not appropriate to make out with a statue, regardless of how much it looks like Ryan Gosling.
20 Apr – 20 May
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You will catch your reflection in a shop window and see that you have a spinach leaf stuck in your front tooth. Try to be more mindful of your eating habits.
21 May – 20 Jun
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This year, you will embark on a journey to discover the ultimate hobby. Your quest to find the perfect activity that sparks joy, stimulates your mind, and provides a sense of fulfillment will be a voyage of self-discovery.
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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A misunderstanding about dinner will lead to an amusing conversation about your different preferences. Remember, friendships are about embracing our differences and finding common ground, just like pizza and garlic bread can be a perfect pairing.
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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That sneeze you keep suppressing isn't going to go away. Accept fate, grab a tissue, and get it over with.
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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Today you will have the strength of a thousand elephants, harness this power to accomplish everything you set out to do.
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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The spirits of the forest protect you today, and provide a subtle guiding hand throughout your endeavours. Should you find yourself amidst nature, pause to listen attentively, for their guidance may come in unexpected forms.
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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You will spill tomato juice on your white t-shirt today. The stain will be permanent. Consider this a lesson in letting go of perfection.
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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A chance encounter with a mysterious stranger will spark your interest in joining a secret society.
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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A group of small birds will impart ancient wisdom upon you today. Unfortunately for you, they will do so in bird language, and you will only understand the word 'tweet'. Try to tweet wisely.
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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Don't let road bullies push you around. Drive at a safe speed and assert yourself as necessary, big trucks don't automatically earn the right to dominate.
19 Feb – 20 Mar
