Saturday, February 3, 2024
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Your car will mysteriously start driving itself today. Whatever you do, do not attempt to catch up on your emails while this is happening, or intervene in any way. Just enjoy the ride and hope you arrive at your destination.
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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You will find a four-leaf clover today, but instead of bringing you good luck, it will accidentally summon a leprechaun. He will be eager to grant you a wish, but be cautious of what you wish for.
20 Apr – 20 May
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While on a leisurely hike, you will stumble upon a hidden portal to another dimension, where time and space converge in a mesmerizing display of swirling colors and cosmic melodies.
21 May – 20 Jun
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From trying your hand at painting to mastering the art of baking, your newfound hobby will bring boundless joy and excitement to your life.
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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Your appetite will noticeably decrease today, owing to the influx of lemons in your diet. Perhaps consider switching to limes.
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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Your lucky colour is brown, which radiates warmth and energy. Wear this colour to amplify your innate power and attract good fortune.
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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Today, you will discover that you have an unusual talent for attracting stray cats. Embrace this ability and see what transpires.
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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You will discover the true meaning of the phrase "accidentally broke my elbow" today. Hopefully, this discovery will not involve paramedics.
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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You will have a chance to join a secret society but will have to leave your identity behind and adopt a new nickname, maybe "The Meme Master"?
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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Today you will have a strong desire to merge with your couch. You will discover that the couch is just as excited about this idea as you are. Enjoy your day of lounging and don't worry about doing anything else.
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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A group project will collapse under the weight of excessive optimism and poor planning. You will step in to save the day, but expect no gratitude.
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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You will have a chance to make a new friend today. However, this person might be an amphibian. It's okay to embrace your more unconventional friendships.
19 Feb – 20 Mar
