Friday, January 26, 2024
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Those weren't lenses you put in this morning!
Aries
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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A family member's stubbornness will try your patience today. Don't get into a futile argument with them; instead, calmly explain your perspective and try to understand their point of view. It's not worth winning if it means losing their affection.
Taurus
20 Apr – 20 May
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You will be compelled to rethink your favourite colour after a series of unfortunate events involving yellow and green result in an overwhelming preference for turquoise.
Gemini
21 May – 20 Jun
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Today you will avoid conversing with salespeople, whether it's via email, phone, or in-person.
Cancer
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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You will discover a hidden talent for juggling, but it will only be useful when no one is looking.
Leo
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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Your spirit guide for the day is a rubber duck; heed its quacks and waddles for profound life advice.
Virgo
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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You will discover a new, more efficient way to fold your clothes. Unfortunately, it will involve dancing while singing the national anthem. Nonetheless, you will gain new appreciation for your clothing organization.
Libra
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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Listen to your dreams: Keep a dream journal and look for hidden meanings in your nocturnal adventures.
Scorpio
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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The next person to compliment you will be a secret agent from an alternate dimension. They will try to communicate with you using only Beatles songs. Listen carefully.
Sagittarius
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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Don't try footwear on in-store then search for a cheaper version online, only to find it doesn't fit quite right. Just buy the darn shoes.
Capricorn
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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You will have an important meeting today. It shall go well, especially if you wear blue.
Aquarius
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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If you're feeling anxious today, consider taking some deep breaths and focusing on your breath for a few minutes. There are meditation apps if you need help with this.
Pisces
19 Feb – 20 Mar
