Wacky Horoscopes — Sagittarius, January 22, 2024

Before fixing anything in the house, make sure everyone knows it is broken.

Aries

21 Mar – 19 Apr

Today you will learn how to cook and will have homemade meals every day

You will experience an intense craving for marshmallows today. But rather than just eating them plain, you will feel compelled to experiment and create a sophisticated marshmallow-based dish, perhaps a marshmallow-stuffed casserole or a fluffy marshmallow cake.

Gemini

21 May – 20 Jun

An otherworldly encounter will spark profound realizations about the nature of reality, prompting a spontaneous UFO dance party.

Cancer

21 Jun – 22 Jul

A normally mild-mannered person will erupt in a fit of rage over an insignificant matter. Stay out of their way.

Leo

23 Jul – 22 Aug

Embrace your inner woo-woo: Consult a tarot reader to guide your future decisions.

Virgo

23 Aug – 22 Sep

You will receive some unexpected but much-needed rainfall today. Rather than letting it dampen your spirits, you will see it as a sign of renewed growth and opportunity. Use this metaphorical (and literal) rain as a chance to bloom and flourish.

Libra

23 Sep – 22 Oct

You will accidentally shop at a fancy boutique, unaware that everything is $500. Thankfully, your taste in clothing is exceptional and you will find several items you simply cannot live without.

Scorpio

23 Oct – 21 Nov

You will be the bearer of (good) vibes today and share your infectious humour with those around you.

Sagittarius

22 Nov – 21 Dec

You will encounter a pushy person today. This could be in a traffic situation or perhaps in a social setting. It's okay to stand up for yourself and set boundaries.