Wacky Horoscopes — Taurus, January 17, 2024

In the ever-changing landscape of technology, you will become the Tech Trendsetter. Your ability to predict the next big thing and embrace cutting-edge technology will make you the go-to tech guru.

Aries

21 Mar – 19 Apr

You will be dared to do something mischievous and instinctively know not to refuse.

Taurus

20 Apr – 20 May

You will find a hidden pocket of time today, where an hour seems to stretch into two. Use this time wisely and engage in activities that bring you true joy.

Gemini

21 May – 20 Jun

Oh my god you're so hot today.

Your destiny is to find the perfect burrito. Just like the stars have aligned to bring you this divine prophecy, the ingredients of your quest are before you: savory meats, creamy sauces, and a plethora of crunchy toppings await.

Leo

23 Jul – 22 Aug

Today you will find luck in a penny.

Virgo

23 Aug – 22 Sep

Always follow your satnav app's directions, let it be guilty if something goes wrong.

Libra

23 Sep – 22 Oct

If someone suggests a game of poker, be wary. Their tells may not be what they seem, especially if they're a fox.

Scorpio

23 Oct – 21 Nov

That cute coworker you've been flirting with will eat at the hot desk next to you today. Seal the deal by offering them half your lunch. They'll be impressed by your generosity.