Saturday, January 13, 2024
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The ethereal energies converge to bestow upon you the gift of divine guidance. Should you feel uncertain about your path, know that the stars themselves shine brighter for you today, to illuminate your way.
Aries
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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Your normally sound judgment will be clouded by irrational impulses. Avoid making any major decisions today.
Taurus
20 Apr – 20 May
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Try out astral projection: Enter a deep state of relaxation to project your consciousness into other dimensions.
Gemini
21 May – 20 Jun
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The faculty of Philosophy at Cambridge University awaits your correspondence; consider reaching out to them.
Cancer
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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You've always wanted to indulge your inner archaeologist, and today is the day! Whether you find an actual relic or just uncover a new appreciation for your backyard, you'll uncover a buried treasure.
Leo
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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An unusual bird will try to make friends with you. Consider letting your guard down, within reason.
Virgo
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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You will have an inexplicable craving for an unusual food combination, like ice cream and pickles. Treat yourself.
Libra
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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Wear your heaviest shoes for good luck, because why not?
Scorpio
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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You will have the uncanny ability to predict the exact moment when someone is about to sneeze.
Sagittarius
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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A chance to travel to a exotic location will fall into your lap, but you will decline due to an unexpected illness.
Capricorn
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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A chance encounter with a venomous snake will test your ability to remain calm under pressure.
Aquarius
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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If you feel the need to express yourself through dancing today, do everyone a favour and skip the dance floor. Your dance moves are more rhythmic than a dying cat falling down a flight of stairs.
Pisces
19 Feb – 20 Mar
