Friday, January 12, 2024
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Maybe water your plants, or don't, who cares?
Aries
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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Your ability to avoid small talk today indicates that you are evolving spiritually.
Taurus
20 Apr – 20 May
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A serendipitous discovery of a hidden map will set you off on a quest for the elusive fountain of youth, where you'll encounter a wise old wizard who will grant you one wish.
Gemini
21 May – 20 Jun
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Try to avoid spicy foods today, anyway spicy foods that you aren't accustomed to.
Cancer
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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Today you will discover a new appreciation for the smell of torn up newspaper.
Leo
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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Never tell a Gemini how much you hate them. They can read the wrinkles in your forehead like Braille.
Virgo
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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An encounter with a charismatic and enigmatic fortune teller will leave you questioning the nature of fate and destiny, as they reveal an unforeseen twist in your destiny that will challenge your perception of reality.
Libra
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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An enigmatic stranger will profess their love for you online, but will abruptly cease all communication upon disclosure of your gender. Romance blossoms differently in the digital realm.
Scorpio
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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Your car will be possessed by a friendly ghost, they will only drive you to fun and interesting places today so sit back and enjoy the ride.
Sagittarius
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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That elusive "they" say that all roads lead somewhere. Don't believe them. Some roads just end abruptly and leave you stranded.
Capricorn
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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From being an early adopter of virtual reality to mastering the art of cybersecurity, your tech-savviness will be revered by friends, family, and colleagues alike.
Aquarius
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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You will have a dream about visiting the underwater city of Atlantis tonight.
Pisces
19 Feb – 20 Mar
