Wacky Horoscopes — Leo, January 1, 2024

Today you will realize you've never thought about this before

Aries

21 Mar – 19 Apr

Today you will wash your clothes with your hands. There will be no more wet laundry days

20 Apr – 20 May

Today you will discover the most beautiful rose garden ever, but will be unable to remember how you got there.

21 May – 20 Jun

Your favourite pair of socks will mysteriously start playing your favourite song whenever you put them on.

21 Jun – 22 Jul

Burn calories with firewise advice from a British earl

23 Jul – 22 Aug

Today you will meet a girl at a festival who will convince you to hug her

23 Aug – 22 Sep

You still sleep with your teddy bear.

23 Sep – 22 Oct

Catch a polar bear with a bloody nose climb a tree

23 Oct – 21 Nov

If you hear someone coughing behind you, don't turn around.

22 Nov – 21 Dec

The office funny man is just jealous of your new shirt. Wear it with pride.

22 Dec – 19 Jan

It will rain vertically today.

20 Jan – 18 Feb

Sometimes you have to choose your battles. Today, the microwave is that battle.

19 Feb – 20 Mar