Thursday, December 28, 2023
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Don't clean your room today, the mess will be beneficial for you in the future.
Aries
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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Beware of a sudden craving for purple jelly beans—it's a sign of impending silliness.
Taurus
20 Apr – 20 May
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Today you will be married for 7 years, but with a tiny man
Gemini
21 May – 20 Jun
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Your hairbrush will transform into a magical wand, granting you the power to create fabulous hairstyles with a flick.
Cancer
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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There are multiple spiders living in your hair.
Leo
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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Your inner architect will be sparked by a night of wedging yourself into various shaped furniture.
Virgo
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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You will find a lost remote control in the most unexpected place.
Libra
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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You're afraid of caterpillars.
Scorpio
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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Today you will realize how much money you have saved up over the years, and will be able to afford a yacht and a villa in Tahiti if you earn a bit extra
Sagittarius
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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Today you will forget something you cannot forget because you forgot to use the words not, don't, forget, couldn't, or never
Capricorn
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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You will have a vivid memory from a past life.
Aquarius
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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You still play with LEGO.
Pisces
19 Feb – 20 Mar
