Wednesday, December 20, 2023
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The phrase "and that's how you do it" will come in handy today.
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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Beware of rogue pineapples plotting to take over the fruit aisle at your local grocery store.
20 Apr – 20 May
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Today you will realize it's the opening day of spring semester and you're unprepared
21 May – 20 Jun
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You have to poop.
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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You are at least 93% water.
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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You will find a forgotten childhood toy that brings back nostalgic memories.
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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You've never been to Canada, have you? Well, today's the day!
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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Today you will experience an intense psychic surge
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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If you like symmetry you'll love what's in store for you today! Everything you touch will be perfectly symmetric.
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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Today you realize how much you're lacking in the fear of heights department
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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Today you WILL feel like superhero. Your fatigue will melt away with your freshly brewed coffee.
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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There is never too much garlic bread.
19 Feb – 20 Mar
