Wacky Horoscopes — Libra, December 4, 2023

You are the chosen one.

Aries

21 Mar – 19 Apr

Your favourite pair of socks will gain the ability to teleport.

20 Apr – 20 May

Make sure you take the scenic route today, the earth needs more beauty in it.

21 May – 20 Jun

Steal a mermaid with a mirror and never let her go

21 Jun – 22 Jul

Today, you will discover an oddly shaped cloud that resembles your favourite childhood snack.

23 Jul – 22 Aug

You still use an old childhood nickname.

23 Aug – 22 Sep

Ask questions in Turkish (maybe).

23 Sep – 22 Oct

You are a fruit known for it's mild sweet flavour, with a pungent odour comparable to that of Limburger cheese.

23 Oct – 21 Nov

Don't bother taking an umbrella with you today. It's going to be a bright and sunny day. Unless it isn't.

22 Nov – 21 Dec

You'll discover a hidden talent for reading people's minds. It's great for interrogation purposes.

22 Dec – 19 Jan

To all those Leo's born between August 10th and August 12th: Don't worry, your powers of charm are still intact.

20 Jan – 18 Feb

If you don't like a book, just remember, you don't have to finish it.

19 Feb – 20 Mar