Wacky Horoscopes — Gemini, December 2, 2023

You will find a lost treasure map hidden inside a jar of Nutella. Embark on a sweet adventure!

Aries

21 Mar – 19 Apr

Today you will discover that you've gone an entire day without being penalised for a missed deadline

20 Apr – 20 May

Beware of rogue garden hoses conspiring to create a water park in your backyard. Grab your swimsuit and join the fun!

21 May – 20 Jun

A flock of seagulls will serenade you with a rendition of your favourite song. Prepare to be amazed.

21 Jun – 22 Jul

Today you will discover there is still so much to learn about the subterranean world: the praetorians' cavern city will vanish before your eyes

23 Jul – 22 Aug

Today you will unexpectedly receive an award for bravery. Now go win it!

23 Aug – 22 Sep

If you see an angry-looking animal today, try to tickle it.

23 Sep – 22 Oct

You'll receive a proposal today. It will be written in fortune cookie form.

23 Oct – 21 Nov

A bubble will appear on your ceiling today.

22 Nov – 21 Dec

Take a page from a lion's playbook

22 Dec – 19 Jan

You have to play a drinking game with your boss.

20 Jan – 18 Feb

You will discover a hidden talent for juggling watermelons. Become the ultimate fruity performer!

19 Feb – 20 Mar