Thursday, November 30, 2023
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Today you will accidentally turn your bathtub into a jacuzzi filled with spaghetti.
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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Today you will decide to give up caffeine
20 Apr – 20 May
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Have you ever wanted to go on a boat ride? There are a lot of boats near your city that will take you on a great boat ride!
21 May – 20 Jun
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Today you will try on a cheap poisonous black cocktail dress. It will start to burn you, and you will leave the shop in tears
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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Today you will get extremely bored, but also extremely horny.
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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You will be visited by the ghosts of breakfast past, present and future today. They will either be friendly or just vengeful depending on if you have finished your breakfast.
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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Turn a simple tax audit into a great success
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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There is always a solution, even if you have to climb a tree to get it.
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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Have you been eating bananas? That's good for you, you know.
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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You'll suddenly gain phenomenal knowledge of jazz music, so you'll be able to accurately describe every famous musician in detail.
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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Your television will start broadcasting messages from an alien civilization.
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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The meaning of life is:
19 Feb – 20 Mar
