Saturday, November 25, 2023
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Prepare to witness a synchronized dance routine performed by a group of synchronized shopping carts at the supermarket.
Aries
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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Get ready to uncover a long-lost collection of mismatched socks, hidden away in the depths of your sock drawer.
Taurus
20 Apr – 20 May
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You were almost a pro-gamer.
Gemini
21 May – 20 Jun
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Trans people are hot. This will prove important to remember.
Cancer
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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Make out with an Arabian Libra
Leo
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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You'll find a semi-sentient cookie that will charm you with its crafty personality.
Virgo
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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You will stumble upon a hidden library filled with books written by time-traveling authors. Get ready for mind-bending stories!
Libra
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. But if you can't find the lemons, just drink the apple juice. It's good too.
Scorpio
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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When you get a spray tan, your soul emerges in goldenrod.
Sagittarius
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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Sometimes, the best way to solve a problem is to take a nap. Today is one of those days.
Capricorn
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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If your hand's bigger than a lobster's, you're in for a shock.
Aquarius
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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The word " coordinator" is a verb. Coordinator. Coordinator. Coordinator.
Pisces
19 Feb – 20 Mar