Thursday, November 23, 2023
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It's always good to have a plan, unless you're a procrastinator, in which case it's better to not have a plan maybe.
Aries
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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You will have a great idea today.
Taurus
20 Apr – 20 May
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You will finally finish that project you've been putting off for so long.
Gemini
21 May – 20 Jun
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Cuddle with a golden haired Pisces
Cancer
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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Everyone has a secret admirer. Only some have secret enemies.
Leo
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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You will find yourself at a farmers market, for some reason.
Virgo
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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When you were young, your bedroom was lined with posters of the Spice Girls. You will feel the urge to create a fever dream playlist of their music today.
Libra
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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Today you will watch the sun rise, and will somehow realize that you don't want it ever to set again
Scorpio
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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You will find a romantic partner at the bottom of a well.
Sagittarius
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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Today you will find a lost library book hidden inside a loaf of bread. Return it and savor the literary carbs!
Capricorn
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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You will accidentally unlock a portal to a magical realm inside your pantry. Watch out for flying spaghetti monsters.
Aquarius
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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You'll stumble upon a perfectly ripe avocado that mysteriously glows in the dark.
Pisces
19 Feb – 20 Mar
