Wacky Horoscopes — Taurus, November 19, 2023

Wait for boiled tea with an elephant

Aries

21 Mar – 19 Apr

Enjoy some art, whatever form it takes. Only a firsthand experience can make it real.

20 Apr – 20 May

Today you will run through your neighbourhood and count how many Fireballs you encounter

21 May – 20 Jun

You'll find a four leaf clover today.

21 Jun – 22 Jul

You will receive a letter that you have been waiting for. It will be written in a language you can't understand.

23 Jul – 22 Aug

Today you'll discover an amazingly amnesiac mouse living in your attic.

23 Aug – 22 Sep

It might be nice to go outside, just be sure to wear sunscreen.

23 Sep – 22 Oct

Today you have a genuine fear of muffins.

23 Oct – 21 Nov

A bird will fall out of the sky and onto your head. It will be strangely satisfying.

22 Nov – 21 Dec

Today you will accidentally turn your bathtub into a hot tub time machine.

22 Dec – 19 Jan

It's a good day to start writing that novel you always say you will.

20 Jan – 18 Feb

Tomorrow you'll wake up in some sort of wizard stone circle exactly 431 feet below ground level. Time to conjure an adventure!

19 Feb – 20 Mar