Wacky Horoscopes — Sagittarius, November 14, 2023

A flock of random seagulls will serendade you with a rendition your favourite song.

Aries

21 Mar – 19 Apr

Today you will celebrate the arrival of an errant husband, who will have returned magically from the distant past. (but is missing most of his hats)

20 Apr – 20 May

Today you will have a staring contest with a wild animal and win.

21 May – 20 Jun

The moon will be in the sky today. It will be a blue moon.

21 Jun – 22 Jul

You will wake up feeling #blessed, but it won't last long.

23 Jul – 22 Aug

Today you will have the same dream over and over

23 Aug – 22 Sep

You and I will both receive a text from a rabbit asking for your help.

23 Sep – 22 Oct

You are owed a pizza. Order it.

23 Oct – 21 Nov

Today you will suddenly know everything about accurate fireworks displays

22 Nov – 21 Dec

If you ever wanted to buy a boat, now is the perfect time.

22 Dec – 19 Jan

Forgive vampires for being distrustful.

20 Jan – 18 Feb

Do not fear the reaper, but do fear your printer when it runs out of ink.

19 Feb – 20 Mar