Wacky Horoscopes — Capricorn, November 8, 2023

Don't go to work! There's a small chance of an alien invasion, and you don't want to be anywhere near the office in the event of an alien takeover.

Aries

21 Mar – 19 Apr

You will become obsessed with font choice when writing things today.

20 Apr – 20 May

There are other ways to tell if a Leo is lying. They're really, really bad at hiding it. If you can't figure it out, they're telling the truth.

21 May – 20 Jun

Your Toyotomi will turn into a robo-car, demanding you take him on a road trip. Embrace the robot adventure.

21 Jun – 22 Jul

Do not open a door today, it might be a trick.

23 Jul – 22 Aug

Beware of mischievous garden gnomes swapping your toothpaste with mayonnaise.

23 Aug – 22 Sep

Climb a mountain with a Libra

23 Sep – 22 Oct

Today you'll find your home transformed into a magical casino.

23 Oct – 21 Nov

You may not be the best, but you are the best for someone. Be there for that someone today.

22 Nov – 21 Dec

You'll discover your upstairs neighbour is a nudist. You'll become attracted to them.

22 Dec – 19 Jan

You are going to be so tired after today.

20 Jan – 18 Feb

You have a non- vulgar tattoo on your butt.

19 Feb – 20 Mar