Thursday, November 2, 2023
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Today you will think you're seeing things
Aries
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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You have been chosen for an important mission! Unfortunately you're the only one who can't remember anything about it.
Taurus
20 Apr – 20 May
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You will be more likely to become a spaceman than a farmer.
Gemini
21 May – 20 Jun
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You will find a love letter in a book.
Cancer
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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For those of you who live in the countryside, do not fear. There is no need to take your vegetables inside tonight, they will not be afraid of the cold.
Leo
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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A Leprechaun will ask for your help today.
Virgo
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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Add TLC with an immaculate Virgo
Libra
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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You should always talk to your plants.
Scorpio
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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Today you will accidentally turn your bike into a time machine
Sagittarius
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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You'll dream of a lovers meeting, and then meet them the next day.
Capricorn
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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Today you will go on a triple date with three very old ladies, who will each try to steal you away from your girlfriend
Aquarius
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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Whack a psychedelic Gog
Pisces
19 Feb – 20 Mar
