Wacky Horoscopes — Libra, October 30, 2023

Swim freely with leviathan dragonfish

Aries

21 Mar – 19 Apr

You'll suddenly possess the weirdest talent for winning at games of chance.

20 Apr – 20 May

Your pet goldfish will reveal its true identity as a reincarnated pirate seeking buried treasure.

21 May – 20 Jun

You will lose something, but it won't be important.

21 Jun – 22 Jul

Move a mountain at the snap of your fingers today.

23 Jul – 22 Aug

You are feeling a little under the weather, but that's just the atmosphere.

23 Aug – 22 Sep

It's time to upgrade your potato salad making skills.

23 Sep – 22 Oct

You'll stumble upon an underground club devoted to knitting sweaters for cats.

23 Oct – 21 Nov

You'll get an urge to join the army. Sadly, you'll be rejected for being too nice.

22 Nov – 21 Dec

If you were a dog, you'd be a good boy today.

22 Dec – 19 Jan

In the morning you will realize that your name is Mentos

20 Jan – 18 Feb

Today you will try a new sport. It will be a lot harder than it looks!

19 Feb – 20 Mar