Wacky Horoscopes — Virgo, October 15, 2023

All Virgos are beautiful. This is an indisputable fact.

Aries

21 Mar – 19 Apr

All your dreams will come true today, but none of them will be happy.

20 Apr – 20 May

An owl will fly into one of your windows

21 May – 20 Jun

You will discover a hidden talent for juggling watermelons. Become the ultimate fruity performer!

21 Jun – 22 Jul

Your orders will be obeyed by an army of ants

23 Jul – 22 Aug

Topple a domino today

23 Aug – 22 Sep

You can never have too many pink fluffy sweaters. Consider buying some more today.

23 Sep – 22 Oct

Whatcha eating?

23 Oct – 21 Nov

You never finished your thesis.

22 Nov – 21 Dec

When you put your left shoe on, you will know you are ready to face the day.

22 Dec – 19 Jan

Today you will have an intense craving for pickles and ice cream.

20 Jan – 18 Feb

If someone asks you if you are a human, you should respond with "I'm not sure yet."

19 Feb – 20 Mar