Wacky Horoscopes — Leo, October 10, 2023

Today you will become a professional dart player.

Aries

21 Mar – 19 Apr

You will receive a parcel containing your name and address inside a leather wallet

20 Apr – 20 May

Beware of mischievous garden gnomes stealing your left shoes and replacing them with right ones

21 May – 20 Jun

At some point in the future you will meet a quartz elephant in Hong Kong.

21 Jun – 22 Jul

Be weary of all old people on the beach today, especially those offering to help you bury your new pet.

23 Jul – 22 Aug

Today you will encounter a talking squirrel who will share their nutty wisdom with you. Embrace their quirky advice!

23 Aug – 22 Sep

If you're feeling nervous, just remember: fake it 'till you make it. Unless you're an Aries, in which case, just be yourself.

23 Sep – 22 Oct

You have a long road ahead of you. Thankfully, you have some very tiny feet.

23 Oct – 21 Nov

Today you can't seem to decide what to feel

22 Nov – 21 Dec

An omen is coming your way, but don't worry, it only happens once every thousand years.

22 Dec – 19 Jan

You should always talk to your plants.

20 Jan – 18 Feb

Your neighbour's cat will start doing stuff to your couch cushions.

19 Feb – 20 Mar