Wacky Horoscopes — Cancer, October 6, 2023

Today you will give your cousin a hug, and he'll gently try to push you away

Aries

21 Mar – 19 Apr

Nope, I got nothing

20 Apr – 20 May

Your last meal will be tacos.

21 May – 20 Jun

The number 7 will bring you good luck.

21 Jun – 22 Jul

A chance encounter with a street performer will lead to an impromptu dance-off, and you will discover an unexpected talent for breakdancing.

23 Jul – 22 Aug

Your toothbrush will gain the ability to brush your teeth on its own. Enjoy the hands-free dental hygiene!

23 Aug – 22 Sep

Today you will realize someone took your letter, and you'll have to spend hours trying to recall what you've written

23 Sep – 22 Oct

Today you will yassify the building complex central generator by accident.

23 Oct – 21 Nov

Today you will feel an irresistible urge to finish your homework before going to bed

22 Nov – 21 Dec

You will be caught singing along to your favorite song.

22 Dec – 19 Jan

People will notice your new haircut.

20 Jan – 18 Feb

Ignore unconventional difficulties with Kayaks.

19 Feb – 20 Mar