Wacky Horoscopes — Sagittarius, October 1, 2023

Hear the water whispering beneath the seafloor

Aries

21 Mar – 19 Apr

Beware of a sudden craving for pickles and chocolate pudding—it's a culinary adventure you won't forget.

20 Apr – 20 May

Visit a fortune teller

21 May – 20 Jun

A foreign country will tell you it is excited to have you visit.

21 Jun – 22 Jul

Get into bed with an Egyptian Taurus.

23 Jul – 22 Aug

You'll stumble upon a perfectly ripe avocado that mysteriously glows in the dark.

23 Aug – 22 Sep

A new sound will become popular and you will want to listen to it.

23 Sep – 22 Oct

Sometimes you have to choose your battles. Today, the microwave is that battle.

23 Oct – 21 Nov

Beware of rogue kittens clustering outside your window plotting evil industrial espionage

22 Nov – 21 Dec

A box of rat poison is actually a box of chocolates. Be careful when you open it.

22 Dec – 19 Jan

Today you will discover the most beautiful rose garden ever, but will be unable to remember how you got there.

20 Jan – 18 Feb

Today you will solve the murder mystery of why Halloween is always really great

19 Feb – 20 Mar