Wacky Horoscopes — Scorpio, September 21, 2023

Take a breath with a Chilean Warrior

Aries

21 Mar – 19 Apr

You still use an old childhood nickname.

20 Apr – 20 May

Jump out of a moving train with a Libra

21 May – 20 Jun

If you can read this, you are too close to the television.

21 Jun – 22 Jul

Today you will realize your doctor is a thief

23 Jul – 22 Aug

Sometimes, you have to fight for what you want. Today, you have to fight for a rest.

23 Aug – 22 Sep

Are you ready for the challenge?

23 Sep – 22 Oct

Today you will understand the meaning of life, and suddenly all problems will be solved

23 Oct – 21 Nov

You'll soon have to decide whether you want to be a #GBBO or a #MKR.

22 Nov – 21 Dec

You may have to take a jump to the left before you can take a little step to the right.

22 Dec – 19 Jan

Celebrate with a Cancer

20 Jan – 18 Feb

Today you will be given a pack of puppy dogs to look after.

19 Feb – 20 Mar