Sunday, September 17, 2023
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You'll receive a proposal today. It will be written in fortune cookie form.
Aries
21 Mar – 19 Apr
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You will stumble upon a secret underground society of talking squirrels. They have a lot to say.
Taurus
20 Apr – 20 May
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Your star sign is known for being sensible and responsible. Make sure to put aside some time for wild adventures and ridiculous risks!
Gemini
21 May – 20 Jun
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Your morning coffee will mysteriously taste like pumpkin spice and lavender.
Cancer
21 Jun – 22 Jul
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Today you'll start suffering from violent gutter rages.
Leo
23 Jul – 22 Aug
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You will dream about a sheep tonight.
Virgo
23 Aug – 22 Sep
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Today, you'll stumble upon a forgotten childhood toy that brings back waves of nostalgia and a sudden urge to build pillow forts.
Libra
23 Sep – 22 Oct
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When the clock strikes thirteen, your soul will leave your body and you will be a ghost. Sorry.
Scorpio
23 Oct – 21 Nov
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The planets have aligned to give you a free pass on burping in public today. Enjoy it while it lasts!
Sagittarius
22 Nov – 21 Dec
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Today you will discover that you can't eat avocado anymore
Capricorn
22 Dec – 19 Jan
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When you were young, your bedroom was lined with posters of the Spice Girls. You will feel the urge to create a fever dream playlist of their music today.
Aquarius
20 Jan – 18 Feb
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Your favourite pair of socks will vanish into another dimension.
Pisces
19 Feb – 20 Mar
